22 6 / 2012

66: Office Fridge Anti-Theft StickersRecently at an office in NYC that shall remain anonymous, my yogurt was stolen from me two days in a row. Even with my name on it 5x in kindergartenesque-can’t-miss-it-or-misread-it-handwriting. And it wasn’t just any yogurt, it was Chobani (read $$$). The Yogurt Thief needs to learn his lesson, and now he/she will with Office Fridge Anti-Theft Stickers. Get a sticker, press your thumb print on it for 10 seconds, and place it on the food item. If an impostor tries to pick up your butter/hummus/sandwich/etc, they will receive a gentle yet effective zap treatment.  

66: Office Fridge Anti-Theft Stickers
Recently at an office in NYC that shall remain anonymous, my yogurt was stolen from me two days in a row. Even with my name on it 5x in kindergartenesque-can’t-miss-it-or-misread-it-handwriting. And it wasn’t just any yogurt, it was Chobani (read $$$). The Yogurt Thief needs to learn his lesson, and now he/she will with Office Fridge Anti-Theft Stickers. Get a sticker, press your thumb print on it for 10 seconds, and place it on the food item. If an impostor tries to pick up your butter/hummus/sandwich/etc, they will receive a gentle yet effective zap treatment.