19 9 / 2012

76: Food Mood ThermometerGet nervous in that pivotal moment of deciding what meal to order? BUT THIS MAY BE MY LAST! My father partially believes this and strategically suggests buffets as much as possible…Sizzler.. .Golden Corral…I digress. Never have food envy again with The Food Mood Meter! This thermometer-style device analyzes what your taste buds crave and mood to determine the most optimum meal for that exact moment and restaurant. Not shown: thermometer changes colors a la mood ring.

76: Food Mood Thermometer
Get nervous in that pivotal moment of deciding what meal to order? BUT THIS MAY BE MY LAST! My father partially believes this and strategically suggests buffets as much as possible…Sizzler.. .Golden Corral…I digress. Never have food envy again with The Food Mood Meter! This thermometer-style device analyzes what your taste buds crave and mood to determine the most optimum meal for that exact moment and restaurant. Not shown: thermometer changes colors a la mood ring.

11 6 / 2012

65: S.O.S. (Save Our Stuff) SignalYou’re leaving that great little mexican spot on a hot summer day, you get halfway home, and you feel for them on the top of your head…SH*T…your sunglasses no longer perch above! And it seems you leave that same item repetitively (for me its always the umbrella, no less than 30x). Don’t add to the collection of forgotten things: get S.O.S., the ‘Save Our Stuff’ Signal. Get more than 20 ft away from your sensored item(s) and a vibrating alarm will go off in either your purse (girls) or wallet (boys). Save time, money, and of course, your stuff! 

65: S.O.S. (Save Our Stuff) Signal
You’re leaving that great little mexican spot on a hot summer day, you get halfway home, and you feel for them on the top of your head…SH*T…your sunglasses no longer perch above! And it seems you leave that same item repetitively (for me its always the umbrella, no less than 30x). Don’t add to the collection of forgotten things: get S.O.S., the ‘Save Our Stuff’ Signal. Get more than 20 ft away from your sensored item(s) and a vibrating alarm will go off in either your purse (girls) or wallet (boys). Save time, money, and of course, your stuff! 

10 6 / 2012

64: Beard Napkin inspired by Martin B. I’ve spent a quarter century with a bearded father, and have come to understand the trials and tribulations of eating with facial hair. Soup, ice cream, and, weirdly enoughh, shrimp, wreak havoc in male scruff. Facial hair is attractive, just not with old food hanging from it. The solution to this gross problem: The Beard Napkin. Specifically designed to the shape of any beard or mustache, these napkins have sticky particles that pick up those stubborn leftovers. Remove the junk to be a hunk!

64: Beard Napkin inspired by Martin B.
I’ve spent a quarter century with a bearded father, and have come to understand the trials and tribulations of eating with facial hair. Soup, ice cream, and, weirdly enoughh, shrimp, wreak havoc in male scruff. Facial hair is attractive, just not with old food hanging from it. The solution to this gross problem: The Beard Napkin. Specifically designed to the shape of any beard or mustache, these napkins have sticky particles that pick up those stubborn leftovers. Remove the junk to be a hunk!

31 5 / 2012

63: The Soggy Cereal ButtonThe glorious morning sun has risen and you are happily enjoying your breakfast bowl of Sweet Nuts and Honey with Bunch Grain Oat Cluster Grahams and Added Fruit Gems when…uh oh…things start to turn a bit sad :( Your happy bowl is now mushy and depressing. Don’t let soggy cereal ruin your mornings any longer! Every awesome microwave will now include the incredible new feature of The Soggy Cereal Button. Simply place your bowl into the microwave, press The Soggy Cereal Button, and you cereal will become crisp and delicious, and milk still cold.

63: The Soggy Cereal Button
The glorious morning sun has risen and you are happily enjoying your breakfast bowl of Sweet Nuts and Honey with Bunch Grain Oat Cluster Grahams and Added Fruit Gems when…uh oh…things start to turn a bit sad :( Your happy bowl is now mushy and depressing. Don’t let soggy cereal ruin your mornings any longer! Every awesome microwave will now include the incredible new feature of The Soggy Cereal Button. Simply place your bowl into the microwave, press The Soggy Cereal Button, and you cereal will become crisp and delicious, and milk still cold.

30 5 / 2012

62: Underground Renovation Phase 2Ladies: we’ve all committed the crime one time or another. Sometimes you just have to do your make-up on your commute. And it’s quite a balancing act. Bronzer on lap, mirror in hand, brush in the other, and CRAP - bronzer on dress (a white dress of course). With Phase 2 of Underground Renovation, each subway/metro/tube car will be required to include 4 mirror-and-shelf-included seats. Why?  Because you’re worth it. 

62: Underground Renovation Phase 2
Ladies: we’ve all committed the crime one time or another. Sometimes you just have to do your make-up on your commute. And it’s quite a balancing act. Bronzer on lap, mirror in hand, brush in the other, and CRAP - bronzer on dress (a white dress of course). With Phase 2 of Underground Renovation, each subway/metro/tube car will be required to include 4 mirror-and-shelf-included seats. Why?  Because you’re worth it. 

29 5 / 2012

61: Underground Renovation Phase 1 inspired by Billy B. During rush hour in the subway/metro/tube, we all clamor towards the small doorways, creating an awesome awful bottleneck effect. If the size of the doorways were increased, we could all ride underground transportation a little less claustrophobically. Underground Renovation Phase 1 features doors that lift out and up along the entire side of the train, similar to amusement park rides. Thus, giving everyone a better chance to escape exit transportation. 

61: Underground Renovation Phase 1 inspired by Billy B. 
During rush hour in the subway/metro/tube, we all clamor towards the small doorways, creating an awesome awful bottleneck effect. If the size of the doorways were increased, we could all ride underground transportation a little less claustrophobically. Underground Renovation Phase 1 features doors that lift out and up along the entire side of the train, similar to amusement park rides. Thus, giving everyone a better chance to escape exit transportation. 

27 5 / 2012

60: CarPet WashWe have to drive our cars to the car wash. We have to drive our pets to the groomers, and they always get the car dirty before they get clean. The Solution? The 2-in-1 CarPet Wash. Drop your car off in machine 1, and your pet in machine 2. Both come out squeaky clean in a matter of minutes. #maximumefficiency

60: CarPet Wash
We have to drive our cars to the car wash. We have to drive our pets to the groomers, and they always get the car dirty before they get clean. The Solution? The 2-in-1 CarPet Wash. Drop your car off in machine 1, and your pet in machine 2. Both come out squeaky clean in a matter of minutes. #maximumefficiency

22 5 / 2012

59: Lipstick Embarrassment SafeguardGirls: you spend hours getting ready for a night out. Hot outfit? check. Silky hair with imperfectly perfect waves? check. The final touch? Fire engine red lipstick on your lips on your teeth. Uh oh. Don’t ruin all of that hard work in one fell swoop! Before applying lipstick, spray the Lipstick Embarrassment Safeguard directly onto your teeth to defend from the shame of red/pink/purple smears on your teeth. Double duty: spray on lips post application to prevent glass smudges. Triple duty: the minty spray gives you a fresh breathe bonus. Clutch for your clutch! 

59: Lipstick Embarrassment Safeguard
Girls: you spend hours getting ready for a night out. Hot outfit? check. Silky hair with imperfectly perfect waves? check. The final touch? Fire engine red lipstick on your lips on your teeth. Uh oh. Don’t ruin all of that hard work in one fell swoop! Before applying lipstick, spray the Lipstick Embarrassment Safeguard directly onto your teeth to defend from the shame of red/pink/purple smears on your teeth. Double duty: spray on lips post application to prevent glass smudges. Triple duty: the minty spray gives you a fresh breathe bonus. Clutch for your clutch! 

22 5 / 2012

58: Around the (5’o) Clock LotionGuys: 5’oclock shadows are sexy. Get the look that women (and men) swoon over from dawn till dusk with Around the (5’o) Clock Lotion. After shaving, simply rub the cream over your facial hair and PRESTO: Irresistible looking rugged man face throughout the day! I see an Axe-like commercial in its future…

58: Around the (5’o) Clock Lotion
Guys: 5’oclock shadows are sexy. Get the look that women (and men) swoon over from dawn till dusk with Around the (5’o) Clock Lotion. After shaving, simply rub the cream over your facial hair and PRESTO: Irresistible looking rugged man face throughout the day! I see an Axe-like commercial in its future…

22 5 / 2012

57: Trampoline StreetsWe walk a lot in the city. For the most part, I love it. BUT sometimes I wish I could speed up a little, and get there already without paying cab fare. Here to break up the monotony of your day-to-day walking commutes are Trampoline Streets. Trampolines will line every 5 or so streets. You will literally bounce along the road, never touching the ground. Not only is it fun, its also a great form of exercise. Crossing the street never felt so invigorating. 

57: Trampoline Streets
We walk a lot in the city. For the most part, I love it. BUT sometimes I wish I could speed up a little, and get there already without paying cab fare. Here to break up the monotony of your day-to-day walking commutes are Trampoline Streets. Trampolines will line every 5 or so streets. You will literally bounce along the road, never touching the ground. Not only is it fun, its also a great form of exercise. Crossing the street never felt so invigorating.