23 6 / 2012

71: Pneumatic Tube SystemRemember the first time you saw those tube canisters at the bank drive-up? Astounding! Well done technology! The Pneumatic Tube System will now be implemented city-wide to carry the sh*t you so strenuously tote around daily, i.e. purses, shopping/grocery/gym bags, backpacks, and computer cases. Walk outside the front door, place your crap in the canister, send to your location, and PRESTO! Walk to your destination light as a feather, without a care in the world, and…get this…FREE HANDS. 

71: Pneumatic Tube System
Remember the first time you saw those tube canisters at the bank drive-up? Astounding! Well done technology! The Pneumatic Tube System will now be implemented city-wide to carry the sh*t you so strenuously tote around daily, i.e. purses, shopping/grocery/gym bags, backpacks, and computer cases. Walk outside the front door, place your crap in the canister, send to your location, and PRESTO! Walk to your destination light as a feather, without a care in the world, and…get this…FREE HANDS. 

12 4 / 2012

32: Multicolored Token SystemCoin change should be abolished, but until the government is ready for something that radical….let me introduce you to the Multicolored Token System. These lightweight tokens replace heavy metal coins that weigh your purse down. No more loose change because these puppies are magnetized, and when together resemble an everlasting-gobstopper. And of course, no more math, we pay in colors now. That’ll be 3 greens and 2 pinks please! Change change?…Yes We Can!  

32: Multicolored Token System
Coin change should be abolished, but until the government is ready for something that radical….let me introduce you to the Multicolored Token System. These lightweight tokens replace heavy metal coins that weigh your purse down. No more loose change because these puppies are magnetized, and when together resemble an everlasting-gobstopper. And of course, no more math, we pay in colors now. That’ll be 3 greens and 2 pinks please! Change change?…Yes We Can! 
 

25 3 / 2012

14: Gum Disposal System (Phase 2)The gumball machine business is going down the tubes (literally…..bahaha). Instead of throwing them into our ever-expanding landfills, let’s repurpose them to fight against the problem they caused! If people had a special fun place to put their old gum, they would probably feel more inclined to do so. In phase two, amazing artists will beautify old gumball machines into funky pieces of art to place their recyclable wrappers of gum (see phase 1) in. Place the ‘art’ next to every garbage bin, add in an incentive plan for good measure (i.e. for each piece of gum disposed properly, the city will put 5 cents towards some fab environmental cause), and there you go -sidewalk beautification for all! 

14: Gum Disposal System (Phase 2)
The gumball machine business is going down the tubes (literally…..bahaha). Instead of throwing them into our ever-expanding landfills, let’s repurpose them to fight against the problem they caused! If people had a special fun place to put their old gum, they would probably feel more inclined to do so. In phase two, amazing artists will beautify old gumball machines into funky pieces of art to place their recyclable wrappers of gum (see phase 1) in. Place the ‘art’ next to every garbage bin, add in an incentive plan for good measure (i.e. for each piece of gum disposed properly, the city will put 5 cents towards some fab environmental cause), and there you go -sidewalk beautification for all! 

24 3 / 2012

13: Gum Disposal System (Phase 1)The other day I was happily walking down the city streets with a friend (who shall remain anonymous), and suddenly he SPAT OUT HIS GUM onto the sidewalk!! Shock and horror ensued - gum pollution is incredibly disgusting and needs to stop now. Enter the two-phase gum disposal system.  A transparent gum disposal pocket* will now be sewn into all shirts with existing pockets and into ‘the pocket nobody uses’ on jeans. The pocket is non-sticky, reusable, and anti-bacterial, serving as a holding place for your old chewed gum. Now you can take out your gum the instant you need to (phase 1), and when convenient, dispose of it properly (phase 2). *pockets also sold separately

13: Gum Disposal System (Phase 1)
The other day I was happily walking down the city streets with a friend (who shall remain anonymous), and suddenly he SPAT OUT HIS GUM onto the sidewalk!! Shock and horror ensued - gum pollution is incredibly disgusting and needs to stop now. Enter the two-phase gum disposal system.  A transparent gum disposal pocket* will now be sewn into all shirts with existing pockets and into ‘the pocket nobody uses’ on jeans. The pocket is non-sticky, reusable, and anti-bacterial, serving as a holding place for your old chewed gum. Now you can take out your gum the instant you need to (phase 1), and when convenient, dispose of it properly (phase 2). 

*pockets also sold separately